Bible Comedy

In the beginning which occurred near the start there was nothing but god darkness and some
 gas .
The bible says ,"the lord thy God is one"but i think he must  be a lot older then that

 Any way God said give me a light and someone did . Then God made the world .

He split the Adam and made Eve. Adam and  Eve were naked but they weren't embarrassed because
mirrors had not been invented yet .

Adam and  made Eve disobeyed god  by eating one bad apple so they were driven from the garden of
Eden. I am not sure what what they driven in since they didn't have car.

Adam and Eve had a son named Cain who hated his brother as long as he was Abel .pretty soon
all of the early people died off except for Methuselah who lived for like a million years or some thing.

One of the next important people was Noah who was a good guy but one of his sons was kinda a ham
Noah built a large boat  and put his family and some animals on it.

After Noah came Abraham Isaac and Jacob Jacob was more famous than his brother Esau
because Esau sold Jacob his birthmark in exchange for some pot roast.

Another important bible guy is Moses whose real name is Charlton Heston. Moses led the Israel Light
out of Egypt and from evil Pharaoh after god sent 10 plagues on pharaoh people .These Plagues included frogs,mice,lice and bowels

God fed the Israel lights every day with manicotti.then he gave the 10 commandments.
These include don't lie cheat or smoke ,get  jealous or covet your neighbors stuff . oh yeah and humor your mother and father.

One Moses best spies was Joshua who was the first bible guys to use spies. Joshua fought the battle of Geritol and the fence fell all over town .

Then came David . He got to be king by killing  a giant with a sling shot . He had a son named Solomon who had about 300 wives and 500 porcupines .

Then in the new testament  came Jesus the of God .Jesus also had 12 opossums .the worst one was Judas Asparagus.

Jesus died for our sins and  then came back to life again . He went to Heaven and will be back at
the end of the aluminum as told in the book of revolution.